Comments on Damn Kids, Get Off My Lawn!: And modestly dressed, as well.

Now I know there is a God.And I think that God's g...

2008-09-26T11:38:00.000-07:00

Now I know there is a God.

And I think that God's got a sick sense of humor and when they dance I expect to find Him laugh-haf-ing...

There's another sweet song on that site with a dude shred-syncing on a $100 Telecaster knockoff. Not nearly as good. But I love when bands get all American Bandstand and fake their drums, keyboards, and guitars badly.

And that's when Jesus threw up.Vids like this make...

2008-09-26T11:37:00.000-07:00

And that's when Jesus threw up.

Vids like this make me afraid of non-big-city-liberal-enclave America. WhoTF are these people? Did I really grow up in the same country as them?

Too bad they couldn't afford sweet microphone headsets for the ladies too. I'm sure they would've busted some mad sick praise-hands.

As I watch this video I can't help but think——wait...

2008-09-26T10:43:00.000-07:00

As I watch this video I can't help but think——wait, oh my God, is he breakdancing now? Yes, I believe those "street savvy" moves toward the end of the video are similar to the ones I did on a sheet of cardboard in my NJ driveway back in 1984. I also believe the renewed mind is the key to the Chris in me. Did I say a hot, beautiful male named Chris was inside me? Oops. Freudian slip. I meant Christ. Christ was inside me. Yes, that's much less weird.